Dear Universe and the internet, I've already left way to many clues in this website already for you to find me, I could find myself rather easily if it were up to me... and you know, I wasn't myself all the time. But I am and this site really has no meaning, other than the fact that if you can find this site, and then find my other sites, then connect them all together, and then do something else which you will find in the future, you would get something free from me... Something many people would like to have for free... So follow the clues I've already given you... It shouldn't be that hard, I'm not even trying.

Sincerely, the creator of multiple places... The Doorman.